This is some funny shit. Beau Vaughan interviews Greg Golson (before Beau got demoted):
BV: Alright, Gollie. This off-season you got traded for John Mayberry, Jr. And we were in Las Vegas like two weeks ago, and we saw him hit his first major league home run for the Phillies. You haven't hit any home runs with the Rangers yet, have you?
BV: Does that make you feel like a complete failure? (Royce Huffman laughs on the couch)
GG: (small laugh) No. Not at all. I mean how is that going to make me feel like a failure?
BV: Just compared to his success?
GG: No. Because he's had success because he got opportunities. He got to start in a game. I haven't got to start in a game yet.
BV: You know I'm just messing with you, right?
BV: Now this next question, it's... I'm not gay, but I stare at you in the shower. (Huffman laughs again)(Golson laughs) Do you have body fat?
GG: (laughs) No. I don't, actually. I got three percent body fat.
BV: What is it? Do you do P90X?
GG: No, man. It's just God-given. I've never been able to put on weight.